Jul 11, 2023

Balls

7/22/88

Hey JERK,

So I just got off the phone with Geena, how does such a nice girl like her seem to like you so much? You know I have to bust your little BALLS after what you pulled, but in all fairness, we probably needed a break. But still, you know that hurt me, were you even thinking? But still MORE…well, I haven't heard your side of the story yet. It better be good, too!

Also you may or may not know, I ran into your mom at K-Fart back before school was out, she promised not to tell and probably didn't, she's such a nice lady, how did YOU ever come from her? (Okay I am probably enjoying this too much) But I teared up and she hugged me and we had a nice talk, I was glad you were doing OK, and yes, maybe a little too glad to hear you had been miserable after we stopped talking, but then, well, so was I.

But I dug into homework and back in the winter I started martial arts and that has helped me work though, well, a number of things, hoping to go get all the belts if I can, so WATCH OUT! :)

Also your mom mentioned you've filled out a bit since I saw you, and I got Geena to admit she likes your butt - so you actually grew one droopy drawers? HA! It's probably a good thing she's going away soon or you might seduce her with your SMOOTH MOVES HA HA!

OK I will try to get serious for a moment, I think we both needed to grow up a bit, they say as juniors (you DID pass, didn't you? HA) we will be a lot more mature than last year, so who knows, hoping that’s where the karate helps. If nothing else, I hope we can go to each other's grad party, you can come to mine if there's room left once everyone important gets an invite HA!

And if you do have the BALLS to drive by the house, maybe I'll be mowing and you can catch a glimpse of paradise, and if I see you maybe I WON'T flip you off!

OK I was kinda mad when I started writing this but now it's gotten fun. Anyway I better deal with Sam who's beating down my door, I won't tell her who I'm writing but she thinks you're neat, but what does she know? :^D

That's it for now, 

Peace...

DJ