Dec 2, 2022

Pickle Jar

Saturday Oct 26, 1992

Late in the morning and in a gentle breeze under clear sky, Nick heads over to Eversole’s to fulfill a rather cryptic request for which they would stay outside since the bug appears to have breached containment; Sam missed school yesterday.

On Friday he had taken possession of the stash of desktop PC hardware and one set of peripherals, the rest of it Dean himself picked up to stow at the shop. Nick had started assembling one of them, the prototype, from which the plan was to use the network hub for copying over the rest via batch file. But for now the plan is to chew on it the rest of the day after checking on the sick girl, then tomorrow, almost certain humiliation on the golf course.

Tim and his gal are getting in tonight for supper but will stay at a hotel. Fred might join them for 18 holes depending on some things, Vance said the tee time is good for up to five. 

On the upswing, the campus rec center finally called Deej back once the director returned from a conference and gleefully offered her about 20 hours per week or two full days, maybe more here and there and they would gladly be flexible once she starts classes. She would carpool with Nick at times, which wouldn’t feel like a date but that’s life. Her transcripts are slowly trickling in to admissions and everything looks good, next she has to meet with the department to see what’s what. Once this girl is healthy she’ll have plenty goin’ on for sure.

Nick pulls into their drive and sets it right behind her Poncho. Deej emerges bundled up in her knit cap and a winter coat that goes down past the good stuff, and in gloved hands is holding a red bandanna over her mouth.

“Look but don’t touch, not that you can see much.”

“I’ll use my imagination.”

“Be my guest, and if you need to pee go behind the shed out back.”

“You gonna watch?”

She drops the bandanna monetarily to reveal a surprisingly saucy grin, “This way,” then leads them around the sunnier side of the house and around back, slowly, along rows of what may have been flower beds but have been recently turned over. 

“Oh, Mom and Sam are gonna replant these next year,” Deej croaks.

“Nice, sounds like an activity.”

Deej just coughs and stops near a door in the foundation surrounded by a poured concrete well.

Nick can’t even fathom where this is going. “Umm...”

She looks over warily, “You’ll see. Can you take that door off?”

“Sure, hon,” then figures out how to best get to the door, have to sit on the edge and…the hook latch….ahh there it is. He sets the door aside and looks up at her.

“OK, do you mind reaching in there with the cobwebs and there should be a light bulb with the chain?”

Nick complies and clinks on the light, then, “Hey, there’s Jimmy Hoffa!”

“What?” Deej croaks.

“Never mind.”

“Okay, there should be some jars of kraut and maybe pickles.”

Nick lights up at all the gallon jars, “Damn that’s a lifetime supply, who made it?”

“Oh a while back they got on this end times kick and it’s been there ever since, anyway, can you move some of them to the side?”

“Wow one of those would make a ton of reubens, ever eat those?”

“Nick.”

He turns her way to seen an exasperated look. 

“What? I’ve never had homemade kraut.”

She sighs and, with her eyes closed, “I’m sure you’re welcome to jar, at least, just set one out for now, but for the love of all that’s holy don’t open it when I’m nearby.”

“Gotcha, thanks, hon.” So Nick gleefully sets one in the dirt next to the poured well and looks at her for further instruction.

“I guess this is the least I can do for getting you to reach in there for me, you know I can’t handle spiders.”

“But spiders are our friends.”

“Nick.”

“OK so I’m looking for something stashed behind these?”

“You’ll know when you see it.”

So he digs in, carefully in this newfound treasure trove. “OOOH, found the pickles, are they dill?”

“Nick.”

“Sorry, boss.” he says in a dumb voice and goes on digging. He fails to notice her giggle beneath the bandanna, but pretty soon sees a jar filled with papers,

 “Ahh.” After a bit of reaching and finagling Nick is able to unearth a, 

“Time capsule?” after he notes the masking-tape seal across the lid, with the date, May 1988.

Hearing nothing, he looks over to see Deej standing there in tears.

“Sweetie-” but complies with her wishes and keeps his distance.

She sobs and takes a seat on the grass a safe distance from him, then squeaks out, “Open it.”

“Was this a school assignment?”

She looks to the side and pauses. “No.”

“Oh.”

Nick gives her a chance to process by carefully peeling away the tape from the glass, or trying to, it’s on there good. He keeps forgetting to carry a knife so pops out his keys and works it around the bottom of the lid best he can then tries to open it, pretty tight, and can’t resist,

“Did you put this on yourself?”

She smiles and does the eyebrows, “Held it between these here thighs.”

“I’ll have to buy it a beer later.”

She covers her mouth and coughs out a laugh.

Nick does the same thigh maneuver and with both hands is able to get the lid loose.

“How does it smell?”

Nick remembers high school chemistry and takes the safe route by waving across the top, “Like perfume.”

“Dig in.”

“You sure?”

She nods.

So within he finds…wow, his old letters to her. Packed in pretty good too, so he carefully piles them up on the ground until…a bottle…ahh. He had gotten her some toilet swill at Kmart, the pulls out the box.

“Did you ever wear this?”

She looks down, “I tried to save it for when we got together.”

“Oh. I guess I didn’t remember what it smelled like.”

She grins and rolls her eyes, “Yeah I never got down to the label,” in a voice with a tad of accusation.

“I got some catchin’ up to do.”

“You’ve pretty much made up for it since I got back… keep going.” he looks up to see her grin return.

Nick lets this float and keeps digging. More letters, 

“God I didn’t have much to say did I?”

She smiles, “It’s the thought that counts, but sometimes you made me laugh with those, and probably…ok, definitely AT you sometimes, I confess.”

“Mmhmm,” and he keeps digging a bit more then hits something solid that rattles, he pauses, and looks at her.

She’s looking to the side, slightly bobbing, anxiously.

“Wow I had forgotten about this.”

After a deep breath, “Lately it’s all I can think about.”

Nick pauses, fidgets for words, “But…back then we made tapes all the time, it was just…I dunno.”

“But back then…Nick, most girls don’t mess with tape equipment, we just listen to the radio and sing along and act stupid. To get a tape from a guy is something.”

Nick shakes his head.

“Okay, what made you choose the songs?”

“Well just stuff I thought a girl might like, maybe heard on 106 at night, some of it just for fun, like that Kiss track. That’s why I put the label on a separate paper, you know.”

“And that was smart, Nicky, but I never got searched or interrogated, just kept it in a special place and played it with my little Sanyo…especially that…one…track,” she looks away.

Nick fishes out the tape, impossible to do gracefully, but eventually does then unpacks it to find his own sloppy writing to refresh his memory. Wow, he’d forgotten about putting April Wine but must have had it handy. So he guesses, 

“Just Between You And Me?”

She smiles, “Love that one but that’s not it.”

“Okay, Kiss was just for laughs…included Ratt since, well they tried…Loverboy…oh, Night Ranger?”

Deej drops her head.

“Sweetie.”

“You…have…no…idea.”

“I guess not.”

She sobs, and this is not the time to quarantine so he moves a tad closer.

“Hon?”

After a couple deep breaths, “Okay…there I am at, what, fourteen, and this guy singing to me about…he’s trying so hard…to get it right.”

“Sweetie.”

She sighs, “...I think that part of the tape got worn out the most Nick.”

Nick has nothing to say so he doesn’t.

“Did I do the wrong thing?”

She looks up and forces a smile, “No, oh no, you got to me is what you did, like no one could.”

Nick takes a deep breath of his own, looks down at the jar with some misc notes left in it and maybe, oh, yeah. He pulls out a silly ring he won her at the fair that time. Bessie didn’t seem amused he was with another girl, by the way.

This gets a smile, “Took you enough darts to win that -”

Then there’s something rattling at the bottom, and lo, it’s a sample-sized Secret deodorant. Nick presents it to her with a wry look, to which she giggles silently, but before she can speak, 

“Are you guys invading our precious stash of briny goodness?” Nancy has a bowl of kitchen scraps and headed toward the shed, must be a compost pile out there.

Deej speaks up best she can, “Yeah we excavated some things I had stashed down here. Can Nick take a jar of kraut? The poor boy is addicted to reubens.”

Nancy laughs, “Nick help yourself, have some pickles too.”

Deej pipes up, “He wants to know if they’re dill?”

“They are.”

Deej looks over at him with her there ya go expression.

Nick offers, “How about we save the pickles for a special occasion?”

Both gals look at him expectantly but he doesn’t know how to clarify that, but as Nancy makes her way behind the shed Deej just smiles warmly.

So Nick changes the subject, “Are you keeping this stuff out now?”

“Yeah, we’ll definitely save the tape for a…special occasion, can you keep a hold of it?”

“I’d be honored.”

“But…I keep the perfume,” raises her eyebrows, “and those letters will get me through the rest of the weekend.”

“You gonna burn ‘em for heat?”

“I’m gonna remember the good times.”

“Until we can make some more?”

She just holds that soft gaze as she does, the kind he can barely stand to look into.

Nick starts to pack up the ol’ time capsule but leaves the tape out and secures it in his jacket pocket.

Deej speaks up, “Thanks for doing this hon, really.”

“I get it now.”

She looks around, “Well I need to get to the grocery for a few things.”

“Lemme take you.”

She winces, then smiles, “Okay.”

She carries her treasure trove and he gathers his precious stash of pickled cabbage to stash on the back seat floor in a swaddling emergency blanket to keep it upright, not that the lid will pop without a lot of persuasion.

Pretty soon she joins him with her bandanna in hand and they head out, and Nick is still full of it, 

“Your mom reminds me of the gal on the Waltons, at the store.”

“Corabeth? I’ll pass that along, she’ll consider it a complement and you’ll get more kraut.”

“Umm, this stash will last a year or better, although Mom will work in in here and there.”

“Did she ever do canning?”

“She made preserves for a few years but got tired of steaming up the house in hot weather, then our deep freeze broke after Tim left home so that kinda fizzled out.”

“It’s a lot of work. I don’t think my parents stopped to think that none of us really like kraut. OH and just what did you mean by a special occasion?”

“I dunno, maybe a potluck. You and your mom both had a funny expression so I have an idea why.”

“Mmmm hmm, and we love to see you squirm too.”

“And what if you need a spider killed?”

She laughs and coughs into the bandanna, “Shut up you turd!”

“Thought so.”

Deej cracks a window to get her lungs filled in and probably to avoid coughing more in the car.

They soon arrive at Nick’s old stomping ground since it’s the easiest to get to and around, he pushes the cart and she keeps her germs to herself. They grab milk, more juice, off-brand Robitussin, for which Nick admires her thriftiness, a pound of hamburger and some aptly-named helper and a head of lettuce.

Nick observes, “Nice spread, sorry I’ll miss it.”

“One of these days you’ll join us if you can live without kraut.”

“Badum crassshhh!”

“Thank you thank you.” Deej had been clearing her throat and he could tell she was fighting back the cough.

They get to the line and she stands in front of the cart, at one point he offers to pick up the tab, 

She looks back with eyes that could kill, momentarily, then looks aside and takes a breath,

“Thanks, Nick, that’s sweet but I got it,” then starts to sob lightly. Soon she’s able to load up the belt and the checker, a veteran who had been there since they were kids and all through Nick’s tenure, asked if she’s OK.

She shyly smiled, “Yeah, just been a rough week.”

Nick speaks up, “Hey Betty, good to see you.”

“Oh hey there, do you miss me yet?”

“Every day.”

This gets a laugh and Betty gives Deej a wink with the receipt with the ritual have a nice day, folks.

On the way out Nick breaks the silence, “Sorry if I overstepped.”

She just keeps walking and helps load the two bags into the hatch, then stays put after he secures it and takes a deep breath.

“Nick I’m still getting used to this.”

“It’s okay.”

He opens the side door for her and she whisks him away. He takes his own seat as she bursts into tears again, rolls down her window halfway, and faces it while she cries.

“Deej.” 

“God, this fucking virus, I just want to hold you.” She curls up into a ball. 

Nick slowly reaches over and puts a hand on her sock cap, then reaches beneath it before she swats.

“Nick, don’t”

“I have baby wipes in the console.”

She stops sobbing and draws a deep breath. “Why the HELL do you have baby wipes in here?”

“Well, to clean the steering wheel or my hands.”

Deej covers her mouth with both hands and laughs almost as hard as she’d been crying, coughs a few times and hawks it out the window into an open space away from any bystanders. “God I’m a mess.”

“Not from here, babe.”

“Sweetie…I can’t apologize enough…although if it counts I am pretty hopped up on cold syrup still.”

“I went through worse dealing with customers in there, don’t mention it.”

“I should be thankful, I guess we all get sick sometime. Poor Sam -”

“Umm, I don’t need details.”

“Yeah…she had a rough night, what, two nights ago but sleeping it off like usual, hopefully she can eat some tonight.”

Nick lets this float.

Deej draws another deep breath and rolls up her window and turns his way still gripping the bandanna.

“Okay, I think my little meltdown is over now. Can we take the scenic route before you drop me off?”

“That kraut mine is still buying, let’s go.”

She leans back as they take off, then eventually, “So that retreat is sounding more certain, any thoughts?”

“Well we survived the grocery just now, howbout we grab some stuff and cook.”

She lights up beneath the bandanna. “You’re going to cook for me?”

He looks at her warily, “I think you know better, we’ll cook together.”

“Mmm hmm, that sentence just got you into my pants.”

“Actually that’s for dessert.”

She grins, “So I get a filled stick and you get cherry pie?”

“Howbout strawberry pie?”

This gets a bawdy laugh, some coughs and she kicks her feet around. “What’s that Kiss song on the tape, all over me like a cheap suit….”

“Geesh, yeah. OH and maybe we can chase down a tallboy brewski to split.”

She pauses. “Nick I needed this.”

“Can you dig me out a baby wipe?”

“I guess,” she’s groans sardonically and hands him the wipe. 

Nick wipes down the steering wheel with a purposefully annoying level of detail until she can’t stand it.

“Is one gonna be enough?”

“Almost done.”

After a few more seconds she whisks it away, wads it up to throw in back of the car, then relaxes.

Nick takes in the late afternoon scenery with her and it seems she dozes off a few times, beneath her bandanna, in about 15 minutes of driving around. He’s pretty sure she has the same bug he already did but this is definitely worth the slight risk. Back at the homestead he helps her with the bags to the porch and she insists on no lingering goodbyes. She’s smart like that.

Back at home Nick walks in to impress his mom with the score of kraut then settles in to some PC staging until Tim and Dena arrive. His brother has definitely turned a corner and managed an impressive feat with this gal, very winsome brunette who already has a bachelor’s and works near the base. Ned works in the usual wry ball-busting for his older son but Nick keeps it polite out of secretly not wanting to blow this.

Deej would have joined them under better circumstances but they might make it back through around Christmas on another tour, her family is up in the Quads so it works out. Nick avoided the subject of his visit with Deej today for the expected reasons.

But despite first impressions the boys still end up at the piano for an encore, although, Dena insists on helping Irene clean up so they are mostly ignored, only to switch to guitar the rest of the visit.

After they leave it’s too late for much else but a shower and shave, but then, why not see how far these whiskers will grow?

Nick switches on the jazz and stretches out, but can’t relax until he checks in on her.

“Hey, how you feel.”

“Better. Dinner was good and Sam is semi functional at least, broke her fever.”

“That’s good, give her a sneer for me.”

“She’ll like that. So, did your brother make it in.”

“Yeah, and his gal is very impressive, I’m actually surprised.”

“Wow, wish I could meet her.”

“Deej, you know we wished you were here, and they should be back around at Christmas.”

“Hon I would have loved to be there but…well, today worked out just fine, thanks for bearing with me.”

“Anytime, babe.”

“So you just wanted to make sure I’m still sane?”

“Mostly curious if you get to listen to jazz.”

“OOH, yeah after a bit I will, thanks for the reminder.”

“It’s fun knowing you might.”

She coughs. “So what’s she like, Tim’s girl?”

“Her name is Dena, graduated from K-State and works there.”

“Ahh, she’s educated and goes with your brother, now I’ve seen it all.”

“Oh, Dad tried all all the usual lines like that, I gave him a pass.”

“Yeah it’s surprising after all these years, did he really date in school?”

“He tried, bless his heart.”

“That’s what I thought, well glad it’s working out. I’ve been looking forward to the holidays for the first time in years.”

“Yeah things are shaping up to be a must see.”

“OK, let’s get settled in, I’ll definitely find the jazz…” then she switches to the Mr. T voice, “Hannibal’s on the JAZZ.”

“Oh man, been a while since I heard that voice.”

She pays for it with some coughs, “Night babe, sleep well.”

“Feel better get some rest hon.”

And so our hero fades into a quiet evening of Jazz into the wee hours.

Dec 1, 2022

Mean Business

June, 1986

She was free as a picture

She was sharper than a photograph

She was everything I needed

And her smile, and the way she laugh

Nick had caught the video of that deep cut from The Firm’s second album at Vance’s apartment earlier in the spring but could only zero in on Paul Rogers’ smooth haircut and maybe the fact that the synth production takes every bit of bite out of Jimmy Page’s guitar. The wandering fretless bass by Tony Franklin sounds too cool but their pounder, the eternal Chris Slade is bald as a cue - is that on purpose?

But Deej had mentioned a church teen coed softball game there in town and Nick couldn’t resist a bike ride to check things out. He had been inside the large Baptist tabernacle at events and they also had the lot large enough for two diamonds. And speaking of diamonds…she was already warming up with a catcher so Nick grabs a spot against the fence. Some of the players look familiar from around town but none from his own little church, very little constituency these days in his age group.

He also spots her parents and little sister over in the bleachers but prefers to stay put for the moment. In fact he’s almost hoping to stay below radar till after the game but we’ll see what shakes, so far just several rows of pitch and catch, folks showing up with lawn chairs, assorted kittle-lids running about. It’s a warm, wistful weekday evening, of course, a tad humid and breezy but the hazy sky and wispy cloud cover gives things a dreamy quality. Tim had wanted to come along but Nick gave him the slip, and so, there's a small threat that situation could still manifest at some point.

While taking it all in he hears his name and jumps slightly only to fixate, on a tall summer dream in a reddish-blond ponytail running toward him with a glove and electric grin, she stops about 20 feet away,

“Hey dork, go sit with my parents.”

Nick pauses, then gets up. “So much for fading into the scenery.”

Her gaze lingers to the point where that doesn’t realize his own gaze lingers, until she turns around, 

“Alright, we’re about to do prayer, get your <mouths> ass over there,” motioning to the bleachers and punctuates it with a determined look before heading back toward their bench.

I got a feelin' when I look into your eyes

I think I know what's on your mind…

Nick walks his bike closer to the bleachers, throws it beneath and eases down about a seat and a half from Nancy Eversole and stays quiet. The team huddles in what appears to be the prayer, and before long he hears Dean, 

“Hey Nick, glad you could come out.”

“Hi guys,” Nick looks over to see Dean switching places with his wife and so he scoots closer.

“You could probably play tonight if you wanted.”

“Well, maybe if they want to lose…”

This gets a laugh. Their conversation goes along the lines of track and bicycling. Dean actually enjoys running, which to Nick makes his stints with junior high track team seem like work. Naturally Dean goes into the mandatory dad-spiel about how team sports build character as Nick’s slide into hopelessness deepens by the second. At least Tim will be less likely to come around in this situation, but deep down it feels like Deej set him up to get the full frame of her life.

At some point Nick senses a little face staring at him, actually a little face making quite a crazy face, framed in a wispy blond haircut. Nick grins at her before Nancy cups her hand over the crazy face and makes her straighten back up.

Dean switches to watching the game that has gone so far with their team with one hit and two outs, Deej is on deck. Next batter, male, younger than Nick but pretty competent, most likely a baseball player, smacks it low and far between right and center where it can’t be fielded, and the very capable runner at first gets home as the batter gets an easy stand-up double.

Deej steps up and Nick’s data bus is a tad too slow to take this all in, the understated beauty, the confidence, the grace, at times just plain fierce. He can’t help but wonder what the pitcher must think, even without being attracted, she just means business (yes, another reference to The Firm...). She takes a strike, in Nick’s first-ever realization that it’s how you read the zone and pitcher’s skill. Second pitch she reads as a ball, then readjusts her stance and gets ready. This next pitch is the one she bites, smacks it to the left of the previous hit and not as high but it sizzles over the second base player’s glove and Deej turns into a blur as the bench goes nuts, everyone stands up as the lead runner makes it in and she overruns first for an RBI single. But this 2-0 will have to stand, the next batter is a bit overzealous and goes down swinging, still, the inning still gets a big deserved whoop.

And so this brings up what he’s been quietly pining to witness for almost a year, she casually strides out to the mound, business as usual, seems to drag her glove, and tosses a couple practice shots. At this angle you mostly see concentration, intimidating in itself but she’s just trying to hit the glove, but still, every second crackles. Of course he’s hoping she drops the first batter but it’s an infield fly, still an out. Second batter swings herself out. 

Third batter steps up and is definitely at least junior varsity and at least six foot tall. Whoa buoy. Deej understandably takes her time. First pitch is a ball. C’mon Deej. Second he takes a strike. Third pitch he smacks and before Nick knows what happened Deej gloves it, drops it on the mound and walks off. Third out. Nick has to stop himself from saying dayaaammmm before the crowd goes berserk.

“Good save honey!” yells Dean from his feet.

So this sets the pace for a game that goes the full 9 innings and ends 7-3 good guys as the evening grows more enchanting and is over way too soon. After the handshake line they all stand up and stretch, Deej gets a lot of attention after pitching the full game but makes it to the bleachers and gets a hug from her dad. After a handshake with said dad, Nick just stands by and as the family starts climbing down Deej turns to him.

“What did ya think?”

“That stop blew my mind.”

She crumples her eyebrows. “Hmm?”

“Oh in the first inning, came right at you.”

“Yeah, thanks, it’s really just a reflex.”

“I would shit.”

She chuckles and her eyes do a funny dance.

“Glad I got to see you play finally.”

She draws a breath, “I was a little nervous tonight.”

Without thinking Nick asks, “Why?”

She smiles and looks at him directly with those pale blue eyes glistening, voice softens, “I just…was.”

“Oh.” 

“Well, we’re heading out…” then leans forward.

He carefully reaches for the hug but she grabs his waist and squeezes, lifting him up about half an inch momentarily, then laughs maniacally.

“God you’re strong,” Nick says quietly as she squeezes harder and laughs yet even harder.

“Yeah don’t you forget it.”

Before it lingers too long she lets go and glances around as they keep standing about 18 inches apart. “Mmm thanks for coming over, really, and I saw you talking to Dad.”

“Yeah he says team sports build character.”

“Not sure you need any more character but you can play with us if you want sometime.”

“Eeh, it takes all I got to play guitar.”

With hands on hips, “Which I have yet to hear…”

“I need to practice.”

She pokes his chest and starts to move her finger around when Dean calls her name, then she squeezes his arm, 

“Gotta go, see ya soon,” then punctuates it with an expectant look as she turns to join her folks.

Nick gathers his bike from beneath the bleachers and goes for a ride, sometimes the same street several times and milks it till just about sundown.

I was going through the changes

That made me what I am today

I was looking at all the dangers

'Stead of tryin' to do it my own way..

In the coming days he would visit the town library while walking about and check out some LPs to discretely dub downstairs, among them the aforementioned Firm’s Mean Business along with Krokus and Whitesnake from a couple years back. Nick checked out Mean Business mainly after hearing All The King’s Horses on 106 at night in recent months along with Radioactive from the first album. Without fail, Tear Down The Walls, with the heavily processed guitar track, went by with barely a notice to his unseasoned ears and the album soon just became another half of a 90-minute cassette in his ever-growing collection.

Nov 30, 2022

Get On The Chuck Wagon

Wednesday

Full of smokey barbecue, creamed corn and a roll, Nick heads to Eastern High School. Notice he skipped beans to avoid distractions while talking turkey.

The confab with Chuck Tuttle had gone well and Nick’s certainly glad he’d gotten Dean to clarify why they need that Token Ring when he provided the complete inventory. There’s a sixth system that acts as a file server, running Xenix. This discovery had given him a brief moment of alarm. Either he would have to upgrade that hardware or finesse an Ethernet card into an OS he’d only messed with a few times.

But then his mind took a quick inventory of what he understood of the school’s lab backend, and it seems most things were moving to OS/2 which is the smarter cousin of DOS that hits the gym on a regular basis. Goody confirmed this, the faculty had been granted file space on the OS/2 servers and they had an experimental mail system, mostly just for fun.

And that’s what his client mainly needs is mail and a central calendar. Nick would have the luxury of time at home (or at the school) to get all the boxes staged, actually, the entire network, once the hub arrives. 

So enough about that, Deej was right, Tuttle is 100% good ole boy and politely grinned off the Gateway option.

“Son if I didn’t throw ol’ Fred the business he’d bust my beanie-weens, hell, borrow that truck out there if you need to.”

“I shoulda known you go back a few.”

“Oh I got stories, but <wink> we’re in mixed company.”

This was pretty ripe stuff with Dean seated right there beaming his way through some cake. Nick just shook his head and would have to see what Fred had to say about them there stories. But for now they shake hands and sign the papers. Tuttle told Dean to set up an account with Fred to get things started, there should be little if anything on the BOM he can’t track down, otherwise it would mean combing through the 14-pound ComputerShopper books stacked in Nick’s office.

After the lunch meeting Nick stuck around a bit to get his bearings and answer questions, then Dean asks if he could go pick up Sam while he gets things set up, and whips out a fin and blessing to stop by the dairy stand.  

And so now he joins the growing row of picker uppers along the curb without buses then gets out to stand inside his open door and flag her down. It ends up a few minutes watching kids these days, a world so foreign and distant even after just two and a half years. Pretty soon a blond mop in a skirt emerges with a backpack and male companion alongside who seems to do all the talking. She scans around for a familiar car and seems to see him with disbelief. So Nick grins and makes a whimsical wave to which Sam excuses herself from the - conversation? - and hurries over.

“So you’re my dad’s errand boy now?”

“I can just leave you with that kid -”

“NO, get me outta here!”

They both get buckled in quickly as if in a desperate getaway.

“Mmmm hmm. Well look at you morphing into a pint-sized beauty, keep this up and you might get asked out one of these days.”

She lights up, “So where are we off to, dahhhhleng? The Ritz? The Riviera?”

“Howbout the dairy stand?”

“Oooohh, it’ll spoil my supper, cool!”

“Actually there’s leftovers at the office.”

“I hate the office.”

“I get the feeling your dad knows that.”

She sighs, but smiles.

They proceed on, it’s only a couple miles, but she muses, 

“You should get a convertible, dahhhleng, my hair would flow in the breeze.”

“And the bugs would stick in your teeth.”

This gets a laugh.

They pull into the stand and get in line, she prods, 

“What can I get?”

“Anything you want, dear.”

She looks at him point blank, “I have to know, did he give you money.”

Nick can’t find a way out, “He slipped me a fiver, happy?”

She smiles, “I’ll get a shake.”

“Yeah same here. OOH mocha, don’t see that often enough.”

Sam somehow gives him three dirty looks at once, then goes back to the twisting and grooving she does in idle mode.

They get situated without much more dialog then take a seat at a vacant table, thankfully the weather stayed nice enough.

“Did Deej survive the night OK?”

“I…guess, her door was closed, we try to keep each other from getting sick.”

“Yeah we do in my house too, hopefully we talk tonight.”

Sam looks at him and smiles between slurps.

“Oh, I got a tuner for that guitar, I’ll send it with you.”

She hops and claps, then slurps.

“Umm, I used to hate getting this question, but if you wanna answer, how was school?”

This gets a look, best he can tell it’s purposefully blank, but from her every look has a charge.

“Yeah that was a turd. Have you ever thought of going into comedy?”

Now this gets an expectant look, so he has to elaborate.

“Like writing comedy or doing standup?”

“They’d throw vegetables and soup at me.”

“You’re right, that was another turd.”

She looks the other way and giggles and slurps.

They go on slurping, then finally she asks, 

“You took April out last night, right?”

“Yeah, we had a good talk.”

“I miss her.”

“Yeah she’s a sweetie.”

Sam slurps, then, “So, they asked me to do music at the home group.”

“Oh, you’d play along with my mom?”

“Yeah, I guess, she plays piano?”

“Since before I was born.”

Sam gets a pensive look.

“Are you wanting to?”

“I want to help out.”

“And be a good kid?”

She half smiles, “Yeah.”

Nick pauses. “Um, do you…believe in home group?”

Sam smirks.

“Sounds like you just want to help out.”

This gets a bigger smile.

Nick has a hunch, “So who asked you, was it Mom?”

She looks the other way and takes a slurp.

“Sam?”

Slowly she looks over, “Okay, you got me. I shouldn’t have said it that way.”

“You would like to be asked though.”

She scoots up right against him.

“So this is having a kid sister.”

For this he gets a very quick, very cold, wet peck on the cheek.

“Good enough. So I should talk to my mom?”

“Would you?” with a little girl’s wistfulness.

“Yeah, but it would be better if you would.”

“Can you bring it up first?”

“Sure.”

“Thanks, Nick,” takes a slurp, “maybe you could join us sometime?”

“I’ll think about it.”

“Yes, you will”  in a growl as she turns with an evil look.

Nick just chuckles and takes a sip, then, “For a second I thought your head would keep spinning,”

This gets a laugh, then, “So do I really remind you of Noreen?”

“Funny you should ask, you just did, just now.”

“I’d like to meet her.”

“You could take her class if you go to the U.”

“OH, yeah, what does she teach?”

“English…lit, comp, that stuff.”

“God, English lit, just what I need.”

“Ever read Chaucer? He’s hilarious.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, tales of merry olde England. It’s bloody medieval poetry.”

“Oh.”

“Are you really that much of a reader?”

“I’d rather write, but really rather draw or paint or play music.”

“My kinda gal. So are you gonna make wall art for the living room at home?”

“Well, the wall is the canvas, I’ll sketch it out in pencil then paint it in.”

“Can’t wait.”

Sam leans on his shoulder and slurps up the last slurps. “If you tell anyone I kissed you I’ll rip your fucking head off”

“Why would I want to admit to that in the first place?”

This gets the show-ending laugh and they proceed back to the plant, the highlight of which is seeing Tuttle try to engage Sam in a conversation and her struggling to not squirm, poor thing deserves better. But the deal is inked and Nick is set to turn Fred loose on the materials, after which he’ll turn himself loose on the goose. Whatever that means.

So with another round of handshakes he’s ready to head out, then sees Sam dig into homework in the break room and remembers to grab the tuner from his car, at the sight of which she transforms into a devious hand-rubbing state. What a day.

As he gets into the Celica he figures he might as well see if Fred is busy and gets there right before closing time. Fred is on his office phone but can stick around a bit to go over it, and before long confirms that Tuttle is pulling his leg about any old stories,

“Forget it Nick, we met at summer camp so you heard it allllll before, the rest is just double dates, golf and some bass fishin’.”

And so it goes. But most of the desktop parts he already has on hand and can have ready in a couple days, not surprising the server and hub will be a week or two. Fred can also have someone take the monitors and other things out to the plant, or something like that.

So another handshake gets that in motion and Nick heads home for supper and a settle in. He had almost expected a message from the school but evidently nothing came up, seems most things can easily wait a day or two.

Ned drills him first, “How’s our consultant?”

“Tired, that was a lot of talking, oh, Fred sends his best. But I took Sam for ice cream which was a nice break.”

“She’s a good kid.”

“She’s a something.”

This gets a laugh.

“Oh Mom, she wants to play guitar along with you in home group, she’s being shy but I told her I’d break the ice before she asks.”

“Of course she can, I’d love it.”

So they eat and Nick relates an earful of Mr. Tuttle, how he calls everyone into lunch with come jump on the Chuck Wagon, then his folks remember him running for state office a while back, 

“You boys were still little, but his campaign didn’t go well because of things he said and - pretty sure he was divorced by then, kinda dated around and rumors of babies popping up.”

Then Ned hints his group might be close to hiring but is starting to think Nick would be bored doing the same thing all week.

Nick surmises, “I’m lucky to have options.”

Ned drives it home by pointing a fork, “Don’t ever forget it, bub.”

So after a soak it’s either try Deej or wait, but it seems better to try, so he does, and she answers, not sounding any better.

“How’s the patient?”

“Patient is hogging the couch watching TV with the mom. Sounds like you had an interesting day.”

“That Tuttle is a classic, you were dead on.”

“I aim to please,” then coughs a bit juicer than last night.

“Sounds like it’s moving through you like a freight train.”

“Yeah I don’t ache as bad but hot, cold, hot, cold, sleep, can’t sleep,” then coughs some more.

“Well I won’t keep you.”

“It’s okay, you talk.”

So Nick recounts everything, gets a laugh at what Tuttle said, more coughs,

“Oh you can probably imagine company parties, the picnics were nice, but at Christmas he’d get drunk and they would literally start sneaking us kids out, it was bad.”

“Yeesh,” then he tried to discreetly relate the Sam conversation without drawing retribution from the younger, then on to Fred’s, dinner conversation.

Naturally big sis zeroes in on the one part, “Sam stood a few feet away and smiled her way through every second of the trip, she’ll never forget that hon, said you rescued her from a sophomore dork.”

Nick laughs, “Yeah I could tell he wasn’t her favorite.”

“He won’t leave her alone, he’s harmless but she needs to stand up to him and be a...frickin’ senior.,” no coughs this time but her voice cuts out.

“You’re losing your voice dear, are you tired?”

“After this show I’m going to…<yawns>...shower and go to my room.”

“Well you do that, we’ll talk tomorrow, for me it should be a normal day for the most part.”

“I’m hoping this breaks up soon and I can at least leave the house this weekend.”

“Well keep resting and the juice and soak if you can, I already did.”

“Did you think about me?”

“It’s more of a trick not to.”

Silence.

“Alright hon, get rest and feel better.”

“Love you.”

“Love you nite.”

She squeaks out a nite then hangs up. Poor thing.

Pretty soon he flips on the classical and that’s it.

Nov 29, 2022

An Evening With Miss April

Tuesday

Another cool, breezy yet mostly sunny evening finds Nick taking April to the pine tree park by the riverside, she just wants to hang out and even drove to his house. She also brought word that Deej is feeling under the weather for real this time, evidently running a small temp at the doctor’s but they checked her out anyway. 

But for now, this gal, she seems eager to just engage with politeness that seems deliberate but sincere. On the trip they covered the small topics, how work goes, the project, roofing business.

At the park they find a picnic table and sit together, at first in silence, then she asks,

“Why…okay…what makes me a babe?”

“Well, the brown eyes don’t hurt.”

Silence. He looks over and this got a smile. Finally she responds, 

“Thanks.”

“And since you asked, well, you have a way of picking your moments.”

She looks over, “For a second I cringed that you were gonna say nose.”

“That’s your business, dear.”

“Only in dry weather.’

“Okay, right there, you’re also funny as hell.”

“I don’t mean to be.”

“Why?”

“Girls aren’t funny.”

“How do you explain Sam and Deej?”

Silence, but this gets a grin.

He waits.

“I don’t compare to them.”

“Yah whadda you know.”

She leans on his arm.

“That old saying says it all, birds of a feather.”

April lets that stand, then gets slightly agitated at trying to form a sentence.

Nick steps in, “If you don’t mind me saying, that’s a cute outfit too.”

“Thanks,” she sighs, then, “Why is it I can’t find what I’m looking for?”

“Can you define it?”

She sighs. “I chased it and see where it got me.”

“Where did it get you?”

“Back where I started.”

Nick lets that float.

“Well, Danni got me to start thinking through why I do things, and I had a good talk with Mom.”

Nick takes a chance. “I remember at the theater, she said something that made you uncomfortable.”

“Yeah, we talked about that.”

“Sounds like things will have to happen in your own time and on your terms.”

Silence, so he looks over and she’s beaming.

He can’t resist going for a mutual peck and they connect.

“Wanna grab a bite?” He offers.

She smiles again, “Actually I have a crock pot started but, well…”

For the past several minutes, Nick had been increasingly aware of a figure slowly wandering down the path that passes about ten feet from their table, and had become increasingly convinced that it’s the one and only Dan Aldwin, looking about fifteen years older. And so, he can’t resist, 

“How ya doin’ Dan?”

“Oh hello young people, Christ be with you. Have we met?”

“A few years ago, at Calvary. How’s your wife?”

“Oh not well I’m afraid, not well, she may go home soon.”

“Sorry to hear that. Can we give you a ride?”

“Oh…OH, bless your soul, but I’m out for my walk.”

“Well it’s good to see you Dan, take care and we hope for the best.”

Dan raises his hands and prays a blessing over them and heads off with,

“Bye now, friends.”

They watch him for a bit, then April speaks up, 

“Nick that was really sweet of you.”

“It’s the least I can do, had you heard about that crazy Sunday?”

“Danni told me what she knows.”

“Well - sorry I cut you off, the crock pot?”

She smiles, “Screw the crock pot, wine me dine me. Just what happened that Sunday?”

And so they head to the DQ for this and that and enjoy it in the car. They get back around 7:30 as it gets dark and he gets a good squeeze before she heads home and promises to call. Actually it was a bit too good; he didn’t mean to feel her pert little upstairs (at least consciously) but he didn’t think to avoid it, so, sailor’s luck.

Nick updates Irene until the phone rings, April sounds perkier than ever,

Next to shower and settle in, he watches a bit of TV then tries Deej. A younger, thinner voice answers, 

“Hello hello.”

“Sam?”

A pause. “Please insert 25 cents for the first five minutes -”

“Is your sister alive?”

“It’s been a while since we poked her with a stick but hold on.”

Nick holds on.

“Ok, she’s going to take a shower and eat something, can she call you back?”

“Does a deer shit in the woods?”

She snickers, “Hey, you been practicing?”

“Most days, you? Is there gonna be a test?”

“When you least expect it -”

They finish in unison, “Expect it.”

“Alright I need to go finish my trig.”

“God I love trig.”

“Then why don’t you marry it?”

“Real mature.”

“Yeah that was lame, sorry,” she chuckles and Nick kinda wishes she needed help with math but it’s more the other way around.

“Alright brat, she can call whenever, take good care of her for me.”

“Yes sir, roger roger, over and out, ten four good buddy, we gone.” Click.

Nick just shakes his head. Everyone should have a Sam around.

He also thinks Deej needs her own phone, he would even crawl beneath their house to wire it up, no charge.

So more TV, a little pickin’ and grinnin’, then before long the ringy-dingies.

“Hey.”

“Hey.” She sounds awful.

“Is it in the head mostly?”

“My head is pounding and throat sore.”

“But you got through the exam.”

“Yeah, it went well, no issues, he’s very objective and…<deep breath>...he wanted to take blood, since I’m young.”

“Good, and, I’ll try to not make you talk much, sounds like you have it worse than I did with this bug. I ended up taking our brunette to the river and to DQ, she seems to be…loosening up, I think you know what I mean.”

“I’m glad, that’s what she needs, some affirmation.”

“I really wish you had your own phone, I’ll even wire it up.”

“We’ll see, for now I’m wrapped in a blanket on the c….<voice breaks up>...couch, got a sock on the phone and hopefully no one else gets this shit.”

“Well good, and I think you know you need some downtime.”

She laughs, “You know me too well, dear.”

“Did the campus call you back yet?”

“Not yet, I left a message last week sometime, “ then dry coughs.

“Honey this seems to really be kicking your ass already.”

“Yeah the doc could tell I was getting sick and checked my glands, well, the ones upstairs.”

“Probably doesn’t mind some practice on the business end once in a while.”

She chuckles and dry coughs.

“Do you have plenty of juice and drugs?”

“Daddy ran to the gas station and got a couple bottles of OJ and we have Tylenol out the butt.”

“Wish I could do something.”

“You do plenty.”

“Alright, I don’t want you coughing, I’ll check in tomorrow k?”

“Kayyy, love you.”

“Love you Deej, nite.”

“Nite.”

He goes downstairs to update Irene on his sick gal then goes back to TV.

Intervention

Monday

After putting the final tweaks some things he’d set up for King on Friday, Nick gives Mr. Dean a call.

“Hey Nicko, what’s the word?”

“Well, howbout Monday?”

“Hey now you don’t have to swear,” Then starts laughing.

Nick chuckles.

“Alright, so Mr. Tuttle definitely sounds impressed and would like to see you when he stops by on Wednesday, does that work?”

“Oh we can make it work, what time’s good?”

“Actually…just a second…<muffled sounds>...OK, sorry Nick, well, he’s having lunch brought in at noon and we’d love to have you join if that sounds good.”

“Not gonna turn that down!”

“Well me neither, we’ve had a good bounce back this year so, yeah need I say more? Good stuff, so we’ll see you then and talk about it along the way.”

“Perfect, I appreciate all this.”

“Our pleasure, and you know how to find the shop?”

“I believe so, ridden the bike past there a time or two.”

“Oh, yeah of course. OH, did you happen to talk to Danni yet today? Her friend, the dark-haired girl showed up last night and ended up staying over, sounds like she needed to talk and I know you all have been concerned.”

“Wow, and no I hadn’t heard - can you have The Deej give me a ring when she has a chance?”

“Yes sir, will do that, well, won’t keep you so see you Wednesday at noon?”

“It’s a plan, thanks again Dean.”

Double wow. Chuck Tuttle and April Dawson in the same short conversation.

For today’s lunch he got a tired-looking Noreen to join their geekfest in the cafeteria . Sometimes he feels like he’s abandoning her but knows what he’ll get for expressing that, she just wants to know how it’s going and seems happy to live vicariously for the time being. Maybe these short encounters will offset any abandonment. It’ll have to.

The rest of the day has Nick consciously in anticipation of the phone ringing, almost like childhood Christmas angst. He hates to miss when she’s ready to talk, and almost hates to admit that fact to himself, let alone the subject matter. Getting just one side of a touchy situation is bad enough, he tried reaching out to Vance to no avail, and Vance’s phone has a dial pad so it works both ways. Knowing Deej it will be later than sooner so there’s less distraction on her end, and there’s a good chance she’ll push for reconciliation for the Dawson gang sooner than later.

At any rate Nick decides to blow some paycheck at the music store on that guitar stand and manages to get that deal on two tuners, second at cost, not bad. Maybe his stint in retail wasn’t just filler after all.

Back at the ranch he finds the parents out but nothing on the machine, no surprise. Tries out one of the tuners and cranks up the amp in the absence of any peanut gallery downstairs. At this volume it’s easy to find some crunch with minimal gain, this knockoff strat doesn’t do half bad, especially with a bit of reverb. The whammy bar is an interesting concept but it seems to mainly get in the way, so he unscrews the bar and stuffs it in the gig bag.

Eventually he hears life signs downstairs and finds they brought a pizza pie and says even he can have some. Times like this he’s glad there’s usually cans of some kind of clear pop in the fridge.

He goes over the plan to not report to the school Wednesday morning but might see if Deej can hang out before the meeting, then check in with Goody afterward to see if anything needs attention.

From there it’s a shower and some radio then borrows the VCR to roll some MST, once that’s on he’s almost relaxed when the phone rings and he can barely let the first ring complete.

Guess who.

“Hey, are we settled?”

“Just set up the VCR but stopping it. Sounds like you had quite a night.”

“Good news travels fast. Yeah I had Sam hide her keys and then the three of us had a very…don’t wanna say frank, but…”

“Candid?”

“Very good, oh yes, we dug pretty deep.”

“How is she?”

“At the moment she’s home, as in with her folks.”

“Willingly or hog tied?”

“No I followed her and helped break the ice.”

“Deej you are the best.”

Pause. “Thanks, Nick, I try.”

“Um, did you use any colorful language last night?”

“At times, yeah, and Sam was seriously a big help, she’s been through it.”

“Did her some good too.”

“Yeah.”

“Oh, I got tuners today.”

“Oh…OH, for guitar? Awww.”

“I played some tonight before pizza showed up.”

“I hear Sam play some, not as much, she’s really digging into school.”

“Maybe around the holidays we can play more, or if she needs a break.”

“Just ask and she’ll be there you know that.”

“How did I end up with so many kickass gals?”

“Yeah right, what do they see in you?”

“You mean to say we….”

She chuckles, “OK I was fishing and you hooked me.”

“Later.”

This gets a giggle. 

“So you heard I get a free lunch Wednesday?”

“Yeah it should be from the barbecue place in town, I’m tempted to weasel my way in.”

“You’d make me nervous.”

“Oh stop it.”

“So did you get much sleep?”

“Eventually, Sam turned in then Apeface and I kinda shut the place down and slept in, it was fun.”

“Well good. And I’m afraid to ask, but are they….”

“What?”

“Are she and Vance still, like, speaking?”

“Well….”

“Okay, not trying to put you on the spot…”

“Let me put it this way. She was driving around and thought she saw you riding your bike -”

“I was, in a cap.”

“Yeah, and she almost went to your house but chickened out, she got upset and went for a drive, then came here.”

“Good.”

“She’s…funny…with guys, is the best I can say.”

“Well, she’d never really dated, right?”

“Yeah that’s kinda it. Howbout this, would you take her to dinner sometime, just as friends?”

“Sure, if she wants.”

“That will be good, she just has problems with, well, a lot of social things, so shy, and…”

“Passionate?”

Silence.

“I can sense it, you don’t have to acknowledge, but I get the sense she’s got a lot of emotions and doesn’t know what to do.”

“Umm…OK, that’s…valid, but you didn’t hear it from me.”

“Hear what?”

“Hmm, Swanson maybe there’s hope for you yet. Is this why I make you nervous?”

“I claim fifth amendment.”

“MMMM hmmm, thought so.”

“Anyway, are you done solving the world’s problems for the day?”

“Yeah, this girl’s done, not gonna shower till morning for the WOOhoo doctor.”

“Oh, fun, I’ve heard about those. Is it a female doctor at least?”

“I wish, but we’re in the boonies, remember? The only one splits time between here and, well, over past McDonnells.”

“Makes sense.”

“He’s supposed to be really good, and hopefully understanding, you know.”

“Here’s to understanding. Knowledge is power! But you sound fairly rested.”

“Yeah I am, relieved is a better word.”

“I bet."

"Hey did you find out about golf?”

“Well Dad is on board…Goody is busy, not sure we need four but that seems a good number. Does your dad ever swing clubs?”

“HA, there are reasons why the man runs so much. I’ve been tempted to try it but this wouldn’t be the time.”

“Yeah this is a bologna fest.”

He just hears a sigh.

“Wait, hang on a sec?”

“Sure.”

Nick runs downstairs to see by chance when Tim is coming back, turns out he has a weekend pass and is bringing a gal then back Monday, but they will stay in a hotel.  Back at the phone, 

“Well, my brother will be around - get this, with a female - I’ll try to get him to bring clubs and see if we can get a Sunday tee time, how’s that for service?”

“OK you just made up for that bologna comment, and a wee bit more…in FACT, ready to get nervous?”

“Utoh.”

“I’ve heard murmurs of the home group going to a marriage enrichment thing one of these weekends, which means they stay overnight.”

“Utoh.”

“And halloween is coming up, we, April had talked about a small party thing but maybe just pizza again in costumes, if you want.”

“You gonna be a cat?”

“Reeeeeowwwww…<lowers voice> I can think of a mouse I’d like to bat around some,” then the expected devious laughter that she tries to keep quiet.

“Honey.”

“What would you go as?”

“Hmmm…well Alan Whicker and Don Johnson are already checked off.”

“Howbout Hasselhoff? Mmmmm.”

“Knight Rider?”

“These days it’s Baywatch hon, can I find you some tight red trunks?” this time no attempt to stifle the laugh.

“Yeah…pass. Howbout Grandpa Simpson?”

“Are you serious?”

“We’ll have to work on it.”

“OH oh oh…Mr Spock?”

“Howbout Data?”

“Huh? from the new generation?”

“Yeap, TNG, the android.”

“Now that would be a good fit. I’ve only seen bits and pieces of those but I know some gals who watch it for the hunk with the beard.”

“Riker?”

“You’re tellin’ the story honey.”

“So I should grow a beard?”

“Um, CAN you grow a beard?”

“Better than you could.”

“Well, on my face anyway.”

“Been meaning to mention, nice…grooming.”

She giggles, “Yeah I felt like a rebel, started that years ago, figured I might as well while shaving the ol’ pins.”

“Mmm.”

“Down boy. Besides you seem rather trim down there.”

“We ended up with an old set of trimmers and I stashed ‘em under the sink up here.”

“Perfect crime.”

“We aim to please.”

“So…do I get to see you soon?”

“Well maybe when I’m not seeing April.”

“Actually, good point, she gets priority.”

“I’ll try to call her tomorrow.”

“Good boy.”

“Woof.”

“Mmmm hmm, I’ll have to teach you to roll over next.”

“I’ll roll you over.”

“Promises, promises. What about Wednesday night?”

“Well if Tuttle doesn’t steal my soul we might just be on.”

“Mmm, are you taking the afternoon off? You could just come get me.”

Nick pauses, “Did you mean for that to sound hot?”

He can hear stifled laughter.

“Mmmm hmmm.”

“Hon I’m just getting tired, but take it however you want.”

“Okay that was even hotter.”

“Alright, I think we better stop before…mmmm…yeah the bath tub is calling, umm,” then bursts into knowing laughter.

“Well take your time and get everything squeaky clean, there will be a test.”

She laughs harder, then finally squeaks out, “Fool the test is tomorrow,” then coughs a little.

“Alright, I’m sure we’ll talk tomorrow, hopefully your oil change isn’t too bad.”

“Bleh, part of being the sexier sex I guess.”

“I’ll leave it at that, night you.”

“Love you, night.”

Nov 28, 2022

Father's Day

June, 1980

Irene and the boys are at KMart finding things for Father’s Day and settle on some after shave for Ned.

In the greeting cards they find a funny one for him as well, then Irene suggests they pick one out to send to Paps.

Nick picks up a real fancy one with an shiny classic sedan, maybe a Rolls Royce sitting in a well-manicured upscale yard with GRANDFATHER across the top in gold lettering. The writing inside is in cursive so he asks her to read it. After a couple of sentences the word love appears and without thinking Nick blurts out,

“NO!”

Irene stops reading, and she suggests they find something else.

Tim asks, “Why not get them both the same card?”

Nick nods, but feels confused, and they get two of the same card with one going to Paps.

Ten years later Nick tries not to think about why it would have been so bad to send him the one with the car.

Polanski

Unknowingly right out of a Chilli Peppers song, Ted Polanski lies in his usual spot on the sunny rocks near an I-5 overpass along Coyote Creek in Buena Park, California, as with most of his days these days, trying to separate the real from dreams. 

It was a sure thing. One of his railroad buddies had come out here and gotten into Christian media, at least that’s what he called it, but wanted to bridge the gap between it and the big talkers, the nationally syndicated, but appeal more directly to church folk, just mix in the right words here and there, and to Ted this is what it’s all supposed to be about.. 

So one day he liquifies his savings and vested pension into traveler’s checks and drives out here, without a word to his wife and son, let alone a phone number, only to find out that he, Ted, was by far the largest investor. There was a studio space but no equipment, that was the next step, but the next day his old railroad buddy was nowhere to be seen, gone without a word, let alone a phone number.

All those years kneeling at the altar praying fervently for eyes to be opened, our enemies, within and without, vanquished, elected leaders to wake up to the truth, all from an unknown thirst that could never be quenched. 

He never drank. 

He never chased women. 

He never craved evil substances.

He tried his best not to associate with nonbelievers.

For the wages of sin is death.

He rallied against the evil secular media empire that’s tearing out society apart.

The police were able to confirm that his old railroad buddy had passed away under suspicious circumstances, and there were clues that someone was using his identity and they would try to follow leads. Ted said he’d check back since he had no phone number to give them.

The righteous shall live by faith.

This was months ago. His car was impounded at some point.

Welfare was not an option and calling his family unthinkable.

Ted’s grasp of words like blastphemy are nothing compared to his grasp of the concept of persona non grata.

One can only wonder if this was what he was truly looking for all along.